WHAT WE SELL

NINE OFFERS. ONE PIPELINE.

Three creative offers — a sprint, an engine, a retainer — plus brand identity, a website, and the marketing channels that run once both exist. Every one has a buyer, a turnaround and a deliverables list.

  • 01

    AI Video Sprint

    If you are paying for views that never became customers, the problem is upstream of the media buy.

    8 scroll-stopping ad concepts in 10 days.

    For brands testing AI creative for the first time.

    Scoped to your brief

    One-off. No retainer, no ongoing commitment.

    We film where your product is made — the object, the workshop, the hands — then build eight distinct angles from that capture, each attacking a different objection your buyer already has.

    • One capture day on site, filmed by us
    • 8 finished concepts, platform-native cuts
    • Angle map naming the objection each one attacks
    • Hook bank ranked by expected lift

    10 days end to end. First cut 48 hours after an approved concept, live in the feed by 72.

  • 02

    UGC Engine

    If the auction wants forty pieces a month and your team can brief four, casting is not your bottleneck — production is.

    Creator-style ads at volume, without creator logistics.

    For e-commerce and apps feeding Meta and TikTok weekly.

    Scoped to your brief

    Per batch. Creator fees are quoted separately and never marked up.

    Creator-format advertising is a production problem disguised as a casting problem. Briefing, chasing, licensing and re-shooting is where the month goes, and it is why most brands ship four assets when the auction wants forty.

    • Weekly batch of creator-format verticals
    • Raws plus edited cutdowns on every deliverable
    • Whitelisting rights itemised per asset
    • Written consent trail with scope, term and territory

    Weekly collection cycle. Filming happens on real days in a real place.

  • 03

    Always-On Retainer

    If you are tired of briefing an agency that disappears for three weeks, this is the opposite arrangement.

    A weekly creative testing pipeline that never sleeps.

    For brands scaling spend who fatigue creative every 2–3 days.

    Scoped to your brief

    Ad budget is paid by you directly to the platform and is never invoiced by Lampy.

    Above a certain spend, creative is consumed faster than it can be commissioned. The account is not underperforming — it is out of material, and every week without new angles is a week of paying the fatigue tax.

    • New angles shipped every week, on a clock
    • Structured holdout on every test
    • Weekly readout naming what lost, not only what won
    • 10 versions of whatever wins, inside the same week

    Weekly shipment cadence. Month to month after an initial 90 days.

  • 04

    Brand Identity

    If you can see it in your head but cannot get it on the screen, that gap is exactly where we start.

    A complete identity system, built to move before it is built to print.

    For brands relaunching, or launching for the first time.

    Scoped to your brief

    Project-based. Scope is agreed in writing before work starts.

    Most identity work stops at a logo and a colour palette — a PDF that looks finished and falls apart the moment it meets a feed. We build the system that survives contact: type, colour, motion, sound, and the rules for all of it.

    • Logo suite — wordmark and mark, every format
    • Full guideline: type, colour, spacing, motion, voice
    • Motion kit — animated logo, lower thirds, transitions
    • Editable master files, handed over on completion

    6 weeks from kickoff. Two review rounds on the system, one on the guideline.

  • 05

    Website Development

    If your ads work but your landing page does not, you are buying attention and then refusing delivery on it.

    A fast, measurable site — designed, built, and handed to you.

    For brands whose site is older than their current offer.

    Scoped to your brief

    Project-based. Hosting and domain are billed to you directly and never marked up.

    A marketing site is a conversion tool, not a brochure. We design and build one that loads fast, ranks, and tells you which page is doing the work — then hand you the keys, not a maintenance contract you cannot leave.

    • Design and build, up to 8 core pages
    • Component library your team can extend
    • Analytics, SEO and structured data wired in
    • Deploy pipeline and a written runbook

    6 to 8 weeks depending on page count. Staging link from week two.

  • 06

    Search

    If buyers in your category are searching and finding a competitor, that traffic was never cheap — it was already paid for by someone else.

    Rankings that compound, on a schedule you can see.

    For brands who get traffic but not the right traffic.

    Scoped to your brief

    Month to month after an initial 90 days — SEO needs a quarter to show.

    SEO is three jobs pretending to be one: a technical audit nobody enjoys, a content plan matched to real search demand, and the local signals that decide whether you show up in your own city. We run all three on a monthly clock.

    • Technical audit and a prioritised fix list
    • Monthly content plan matched to search demand
    • Local SEO: profile, citations, review strategy
    • Monthly readout with position history

    Monthly cycle. First audit inside two weeks; rankings move over quarters, not weeks.

  • 08

    Social Management

    If your feed goes quiet every time the team gets busy, the channel is not underperforming — it is unstaffed.

    An organic feed that stays fed, without you writing captions at midnight.

    For brands whose social presence goes quiet whenever things get busy.

    Scoped to your brief

    Retainer. Paid spend and creator fees, if any, are quoted separately.

    Organic social is a content-supply problem. The account goes quiet not because nobody cares but because the person who posts also has another job. We take the calendar, the writing and the replies off that person's plate.

    • Monthly content calendar, planned and approved in one pass
    • Posts written, designed and scheduled for you
    • Community management: comments and DMs, in your voice
    • Monthly readout on reach, saves and what landed

    Monthly planning cycle. Publishing runs daily once approved.

  • 09

    Email & Lifecycle

    If you are paying full acquisition price for customers you already had, the leak is between the first purchase and the second.

    The revenue your list is already worth, actually collected.

    For e-commerce brands treating email as a newsletter, not a channel.

    Scoped to your brief

    Retainer. Your ESP subscription is billed to you directly.

    Most brands run one campaign a week and no flows, then wonder why email is 8 percent of revenue instead of 30. The money is in the automations that fire without anyone touching them: welcome, browse, cart, post-purchase, win-back.

    • Core flow build: welcome, cart, browse, post-purchase, win-back
    • Weekly campaign calendar, written and designed
    • List health: segmentation, deliverability, sunset rules
    • Monthly readout tying sends to revenue

    Flows live inside three weeks. Weekly campaign cadence after that.

ALSO INCLUDED

Product CGI, AI avatars, localisation, creative strategy and traditional crewed film all live inside these offers — never as a separate invoice line you have to shop for.

Every engagement ships with written documentation and carries a 14-day feedback window on all delivered work, with two revision rounds included on sprint work. Filming happens where your product is made. You own the files on final payment.

THE PROCESS

FOUR STAGES TO LIVE.

Published with the week each one happens in, because a timeline you can hold us to is worth more than a promise you cannot.

  1. 01WEEK 1CREATIVE AUDIT

    Discovery

    We open your ad account, your reviews and your support inbox before we open a design file. The goal is to find the tension your customers already talk about.

    • Creative teardown of the last 90 days
    • Competitor ad library sweep
    • Baseline metrics locked in writing
  2. 02WEEK 2ROADMAP

    Creative Strategy

    The research becomes an angle map and a ranked hook bank. You approve directions, not moodboards, and every direction carries the metric it is meant to move.

    • Angle map with priority scores
    • 60-hook bank, ranked by expected lift
    • Testing calendar for the first quarter
  3. 03WEEKS 3–6PRODUCTION

    Shoot & Build

    We film where the thing is made — the workshop, the floor, the hands. The pipeline then versions what we filmed. First cut lands 48 hours after an approved concept and the ad is live in the feed by hour 72; the full slate lands inside these four weeks.

    • Capture days on site, cast creators where the brief needs them
    • Platform-native versioning built from the same footage
    • Two revision rounds inside the 14-day feedback window
  4. 04ONGOINGCOMPOUND

    Test, Learn, Scale

    Winners get versioned and scaled. Losers get killed on day 14. Every readout tells you what caused the revenue, not what correlated with it.

    • Weekly incrementality readout
    • Iteration briefs generated from winners
    • Quarterly creative scorecard

6 wks

Launch plan

14-day

Feedback window

2 rounds

Included on sprint work

48h → 72h

First cut, then live

QUESTIONS

ASKED OFTEN.

NO LONG CONTRACTSYOU OWN THE FILESQUOTED ON YOUR BRIEF

Three clocks, and they do not compete. A first cut lands 48 hours after you approve a concept. Footage shot on site runs on a weekly collection cycle, because filming happens on real days in a real place. A full launch is a six-week plan: week one discovery, week two strategy, weeks three to six production. Every date we publish anywhere names which of the three it is.

READY WHEN YOU ARE

STILL NOT SURE WHICH ONE?

Tell us your monthly ad spend and what stopped working. We will name the offer that fits and say why — in one message, not a proposal deck.

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